Klitty Does America - Venus O’Hara

There I was, packing my suitcase to go to California, trying to work out whether it would actually close. It was already so full. Did I really need everything inside? Was everything I had packed absolutely essential?

The answer was obviously yes. I was going to make it close, no matter what.

But then I remembered something.

OH MY GOD. I FORGOT TO PACK KLITTY!

And Klitty absolutely had to come with me.

I'd imagined taking Klitty to Hollywood. I mean, now that I have my very own engraved Klitty, who needs a star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame? Why wait for some sort of lifetime achievement award when you can have your own engraved sex toy? You can celebrate your achievements right now, without waiting for anyone else to recognise them.

I had big plans for Klitty in Hollywood, so I rearranged a few things and, by some absolute miracle, managed to close my suitcase with Klitty and her charger safely inside.

California, here I come!

So, what exactly is Klitty?

Klitty is a triple-action tongue-licking and suction vibrator from SVAKOM. Cat got your tongue? Klitty brings her own, combining tongue-like licking sensations with suction and vibration.

The suction can move from a gentle purr to a more powerful sensation, and you can experiment with different settings and intensities to find what works for you.

One of the things I like about Klitty is that you can play around with the sensations, layer them together and change the intensity as you go. She responds to your preferences, and you can also connect her to the SVAKOM app to explore custom patterns, different combinations and even long-distance play.

She's a rather versatile little feline.

Klitty goes to Hollywood

While I was staying in Venice Beach, I decided to take Klitty sightseeing. Obviously, the Hollywood Sign had to be on the itinerary.

Getting there took me TWO HOURS on public transport. That's what I call dedication!

I arrived at the Griffith Observatory about an hour before sunset, and the place was full of tourists taking selfies with the Hollywood Sign in the background. Naturally, I wanted to do the same.

I'd had all these big ideas about photographing Klitty with the Hollywood Sign. I mean, what could be more appropriate than taking my very own engraved sex toy to one of the most famous places in the world?

It turned out to be much harder than I'd imagined. There was the challenge of getting the right angle, finding the right light and, of course, being discreet. I didn't particularly want everyone around me to know about Klitty's hidden talents.

Some things are best enjoyed in the privacy of your accommodation, after all.

Let's just say that the resulting photo of me with Klitty and the Hollywood Sign wasn't exactly a masterpiece. But we'd made it to Hollywood, and that was the important thing.

From Hollywood to Denver

Klitty's American adventure didn't end in California. I also took her with me to Denver for the Annual Sexological Conference organised by the Sexual Health Alliance.

And this time, Klitty wasn't just there for sightseeing. We were giving her away!

We had Klittys available for the sexologists and other sexual health professionals attending the conference, and the response was incredible.

On the first day, people were naturally thrilled to receive a free sex toy. Who doesn't love a present? But things became even more interesting when we took the lid off Klitty, switched her on and demonstrated that tongue in motion.

There's something particularly impactful about seeing a sex toy working in real life. People can look at a product online, read the description and study the specifications, but seeing it in action is a completely different experience. You can almost see the wheels turning as they start imagining what those sensations might feel like.

And Klitty has plenty to offer.

With her combination of licking, suction and vibration, she's rather like having your own little cunnilingus specialist on demand. You can explore different sensations whenever you want, without having to negotiate schedules or rely on someone else's availability.

Of course, that doesn't mean she's a replacement for human intimacy. But there's something rather appealing about having a pleasure device that is always ready when you are. Just remember to keep the battery charged!

Klitty isn't just for vulvas

Although Klitty is designed primarily for vulva pleasure, she's more versatile than you might think.

During the conference, some men approached our stand because they wanted to take one home for their female partners. I also explained that, with appropriate hygiene and lubrication, Klitty can be used for external stimulation of other erogenous zones, including the nipples, the frenulum and the outside of the anus.

For anyone unfamiliar with the term, rimming refers to oral stimulation of the anus. Klitty offers another way to explore external anal sensations, provided you use suitable lubrication, clean the device properly and follow the manufacturer's instructions.

She's not limited to one particular kind of pleasure, and I think that versatility is part of her appeal. You can experiment with different areas of the body, incorporate her into foreplay or explore solo, partnered or even long-distance play through the app.

And, of course, the best way to discover what works for you is to experiment.

The real triumph of Klitty

The first day at the conference was fun, but the second day was when things really got interesting.

Women started approaching our stand with a rather mischievous glow, reporting back on the incredible orgasms they'd experienced with Klitty.

Now, I always tell people when I give them a sex toy, "Thank me afterwards!"

Usually, people thank me when they receive the present. And that's lovely. But these women had come back with a second thank you. They'd tried Klitty, discovered what she could do and returned to tell me all about it.

Those are my favourite reviews.

One of the things I absolutely love about gifting sex toys is that they're literally the gifts that keep on giving. First, there's the excitement of receiving something new. Then comes the experience of trying it out, discovering the sensations and, hopefully, finding a new favourite that you want to use again and again.

When someone discovers a product they genuinely enjoy, and I know I've played a small part in that discovery, it makes me feel proud to be part of the process.

And there's something particularly satisfying about hearing that a toy has become a regular part of someone's pleasure routine. That's when you know the gift has really delivered.

The rumours were true

By this point, word had started spreading around the conference.

People were coming up to us saying things like, "I've heard you're giving away sex toys. Is it true?"

Others wanted to know whether they could confirm or deny the rumours.

My answer? "You can confirm if you come over here!"

It was hilarious watching Klitty develop a reputation of her own. People had heard about the toys, word was spreading, and suddenly everyone wanted to know what was happening at our stand.

The only problem was that we eventually ran out of Klittys.

There was a lot of FOMO from the people who arrived too late and missed out. Sorry, everyone! The demand was real.

Get your own engraved Klitty

So, after Hollywood sightseeing, two-hour public transport journeys, a sexological conference and a whole lot of enthusiastic feedback, Klitty's American adventure was officially a success.

And if you haven't tried Klitty yet, here's your opportunity.

You don't need to wait for a lifetime achievement award, a Hollywood Walk of Fame star or anyone else's permission to celebrate yourself. You can have your very own engraved Klitty and become a self-proclaimed pleasure star whenever you want.

Get your own Klitty here.

As I always say when I give someone a sex toy, don't thank me now. Thank me afterwards.

You're welcome!