The 12 Toys of Christmas: Your SVAKOM Holiday Gift Guide
Some people celebrate the holidays by baking cookies or watching classic films. Others (you, presumably) prefer to give gifts that vibrate, thrust, suck, or rotate. A person after our own hearts.
And with that in mind, welcome to The 12 Toys of Christmas: your official guide for choosing pleasure over predictable presents (and with up to 40%, mind you).
1. Sam Neo 2 Pro
If your idea of a cosy night in is zero interruptions and a lot of deep, rhythmic stimulation, Sam Neo 2 Pro is your new holiday tradition.
Why it belongs under the tree:
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Suction that builds steadily, deeply, and deliciously
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Warmth that turns cold-night sessions into full-body melts
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A stretchy, plush sleeve that hugs without overwhelming
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Rhythmic patterns that make edging feel effortless
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A cheeky partner for slow, indulgent “do not disturb” evenings
| 🎄 Festive fun fact: In Japan, the most popular Christmas meal is KFC. Nothing wrong with making Sam Neo 2 Pro your holiday feast. |
2. Alex Neo 2
Smooth thrusting, consistent rhythm, and app control make Alex Neo 2 the perfect gift for someone who wants to lie back and let the toy do the work.
Why it’s a winter winner:
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Smooth, steady thrusts that feel unmistakably real
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A textured interior designed for full-bodied friction
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Perfect pacing for lazy mornings and hands-off pleasure
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Long-session comfort that won’t leave you sore
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The closest thing to a “someone else can do it” button
| 🎄 Festive fun fact: Reindeer eyes actually change colour in winter… Alex Neo 2 may also make someone’s eyes go wide. |
3. Pulse Lite Neo
If you want a discreet stocking filler that still delivers fluttery, powerful air-pulse pleasure, Pulse Lite Neo is the pick.
Why we love it:
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Pinpoint air-pulse stimulation that goes straight to the good part
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Quiet-but-mighty intensity for sneaky sessions
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A tiny body with surprisingly dramatic results
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Makes quick orgasms feel easy and delicious
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Fits in your palm, your pocket, or your travel pouch
| 🎄Festive fun fact: In Venezuela, people roller-skate to Christmas mass. Pulse Lite Neo is also great for… letting things roll. |
4. Cici
Slim, soft, and surprisingly strong, Cici is ideal for beginners or anyone who loves precision and teasing.
Why it’s a holiday essential:
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Slim, friendly shape that encourages exploration
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Just enough bend to find the perfect angle
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A teasing, ribbed head for extra texture
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The ideal warm-up toy before going deeper
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A “go-to” vibe for people who like gentle precision
| 🎄 Festive fun fact: Ukrainian Christmas trees are often decorated with spiderwebs for good luck. Cici won’t spin webs, but it will create sparks. |
5. Erica
Wearable, flexible, and soft-coated, Erica is built for hands-free pleasure that slips seamlessly into your holiday plans.
Why it’s gifting gold:
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Hugs the body in all the right places
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Deep, velvety vibration that radiates outward
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Great for slow, secret build-ups under clothes
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A fun way to send “thinking of you” buzzes
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Comfortable enough to enjoy without adjusting
| 🎄 Festive fun fact: In Norway, people hide their brooms on Christmas Eve so witches can’t steal them. Hide Erica instead. Much safer. |
6. Echo 2
Quiet, powerful, fluttery... Echo 2 brings that irresistible air-pulse bliss to any winter evening.
Why it’s a bestseller:
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Suction on one end, strong vibration on the other
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A two-in-one vibe disguised as something simple
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Great for teasing, edging, warm-up, and full-on sessions
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Lightweight, ergonomic, and easy to grab mid-moment
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Quiet enough to use during late-night holiday wind-downs
| 🎄 Festive fun fact:
Iceland has 13 Christmas trolls, including one who steals sausages. Echo 2 only steals attention. |
7. Vick Neo
Compact, curved, and delightfully strong, Vick Neo hits exactly where it should—internally and externally.
Why it’s a great gift:
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An internal curve that hits the prostate with confidence
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A fluttery external arm for blended stimulation
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Small enough to feel inviting, strong enough to surprise
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A great way to explore new sensations safely
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Designed to stay comfortably in place as you move
| 🎄 Festive fun fact: Mistletoe berries are poisonous. Fortunately, Vick Neo is 100% safe. Kiss away. |
8. Sam Neo
Strong, enveloping, blowjob-style stimulation makes Sam Neo a no-fail pick for intense pleasure lovers.
Why it deserves the hype:
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Pulsing suction that recreates slow, teasing oral
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A soft entrance that transitions into snug, satisfying grip
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Great for long edging sessions or intense finishes
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A toy that rewards patience — and impatience
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Feels personal, intimate, and delightfully immersive
| 🎄 Festive fun fact: In Australia, Santa sometimes shows up on a surfboard. Sam Neo also knows how to ride a wave, if you know what we mean. |
9. Nova
Nova’s weighted design strengthens pelvic muscles while adding gentle internal sensation—a subtle, elegant gift for self-care lovers or couples.
Why Nova shines:
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Adds subtle pleasure while strengthening your body
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Smooth weights that sit comfortably during daily activities
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A gentle way to warm up before play
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Supports stronger orgasms over time
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A deceptively simple self-care upgrade
| 🎄 Festive fun fact: The first artificial Christmas trees were made of dyed goose feathers. Nova is made of silicone. A much better (and animal-friendly) choice. |
10. Phoenix Neo 2
Small, powerful, and app-connected, Phoenix Neo 2 is the “fun-size” toy that goes everywhere and fits any mood.
Why it’s irresistible:
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Small, soft, and shaped for effortless placement
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Delicious vibrations that punch far above their size
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Excellent for teasing, public play, or adventurous couples
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Fits into any bag, drawer, or festive outfit
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A very fun secret to keep to yourself… or not
| 🎄 Festive fun fact: In Finland, Christmas sauna is a thing. Phoenix Neo 2 fits perfectly into the “steamy tradition” category. |
11. Trysta Neo
Trysta Neo’s rolling internal ball + external vibration create a layered, full-bodied sensation that’s hard to forget.
Why it’s a showstopper:
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Rolling G-spot ball that feels like targeted pressure from within
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External arm that adds rhythm and intensity
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Perfect for blended orgasms and deep sensation seekers
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A sculpted shape that guides your hand naturally
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Surprisingly elegant for a toy that means business
| 🎄 Festive fun fact: Santa Claus is based on a mushroom-gathering shaman (yes, really). Trysta Neo will also take you on a journey. |
12. Chika
Don’t be fooled by the size. Chika packs honest-to-goodness power into a small, flexible rabbit design.
Why it’s a perfect stocking surprise:
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A compact rabbit that doesn’t compromise on power
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Bendable external arm for a “just right” fit
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Strong vibrations that stay comfy, not overwhelming
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A great first rabbit for beginners
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Petite enough for travel, powerful enough to be a favourite
| 🎄 Festive fun fact: In Portugal, people set extra spots at the table for the spirits of the dead. In your house, Chika might cause a 'petite mort' when she meets your G-spot. |
